He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
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He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
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Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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