Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
We were destined to go to rehab together
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
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He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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