no you cant smoke seaweed
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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