margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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