So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Randomize
