That's when you crack a 10am beer
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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