Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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