There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
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I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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