I wish I only lived at night.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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