DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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