I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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