try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
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