you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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