Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
it's great music for shaving your balls
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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