This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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