Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Randomize
