I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
i out mim tonsoeep
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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