There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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