She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
This is the high leading the old right now
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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