Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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