Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
