Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
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I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
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I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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