just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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