What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
