Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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