Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I need a beard to bite.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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