It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
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She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
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I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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