whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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