I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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