At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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