If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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