Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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