i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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