had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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