Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
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