did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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