Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
