I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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