did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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