but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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