so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I need to calm my uterus...
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