What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
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Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I have aggressive nipples.
Holy shit dude........stairs
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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