Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
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just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
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He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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