Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
