Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
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I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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