yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
NoShamevember. You game?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
