You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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