Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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