I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
