i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
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I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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