Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Terrible idea I love it
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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