I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
the raccoons are back...
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