Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I lost the right to judge tonight
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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