I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
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I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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