i barfeds in our rink
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
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I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
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All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
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