At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
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I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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