he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Randomize
