He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
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Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
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I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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