But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
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I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
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hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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