I wish I could punch you in the face.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
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