drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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