Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
two words...techno handjob
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
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Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
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$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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