Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Randomize
